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Friday, November 03, 2006

Dear Johann Letter - German Style

Leave it to those crafty Germans to innovatively engineer a new approach to the Dear John letter. Why break up with someone yourself when you can outsource that troublesome little task?

2 Comments:

Maybe I'll start the contra business to this, you pay me to have relationships with people for you...

By Murphy "Mac" Morphy, at Fri Nov 03, 08:47:00 PM CST
I outsource this sort of thing to Asia lately.

By Dr. Steven Morphy-Godchaux III, at Mon Nov 06, 09:37:00 AM CST

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