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Monday, August 21, 2006

Public Health Enemy #1 Tom & Jerry

Britain has banned Tom and Jerry cartoon scenes that portray them smoking. This makes perfect sense because many people surely started smoking because Tom and/or Jerry looked so cool when they smoked in cartoons. "Hey man, smoking is smelly and nasty, but when I saw Jerry Mouse and Tom Cat light up, I decided right then and there that I wanted to be a part of that scene".

Of course, the scenes with them dropping anvils on each other's heads or clubbing each other with short pieces of lead pipe or ramming lit sticks of dynamite down each other's pie holes will still be allowed. No harm in any of those behaviors.

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