We need to see what he'll do to earn our endorsement. I say we send him a questionaire as part of the institute's investigation of which candidate to endorse.
My big complaint is that he wants to make de-clawing cats illegal (like in commie countries like the UK). Does this mean he is willing to give cat owners shredded furniture subsidies?
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We need to see what he'll do to earn our endorsement. I say we send him a questionaire as part of the institute's investigation of which candidate to endorse.
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Philip Seymour Morphy, at Thu May 11, 06:57:00 PM CDT
My big complaint is that he wants to make de-clawing cats illegal (like in commie countries like the UK). Does this mean he is willing to give cat owners shredded furniture subsidies?
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Dr. Steven Morphy-Godchaux III, at Thu May 11, 09:02:00 PM CDT
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