My Savior is a cigarette-smoking, scotch-drinking, ex-jailbird, ex-junkie Puerto Rican in Houston. No, really. Jim Avila from ABC news reports:
Jesus Might Be Alive and Well in Houston
Jose de Jesus Drinks, Smokes and Claims to He's the Second Coming
posted by Dr. Steven Morphy-Godchaux III at
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Give me a break. Apparently the standards at ABC aren't very high. I could find dozens of crackheads in any big city willing to admit that they're Jesus or Buddah or anybody else you want. He sure can prove he's Jesus, do a couple of miracles.
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Murphy "Mac" Morphy, at Thu Mar 08, 11:22:00 AM CST
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